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Saturday, April 29, 2006
Plans For The Weekend...

What's your plans? Anything fun and exciting like mine? LOL Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! Be safe!



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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Oh, Excuse Me!

Today we were at the mall and Mr. was looking for a pair of pants (he's lost 30lbs recently) and we were walking around talking and really not paying attention to much...

and then it happened...

He bumped into the mirror and then he looked up and said, "Oh excuse me" and kept on walking!!

He didn't even realized he had bumped into the mirror and he said "excuse me" to his own reflection! Before I could even say anything I was laughing so hard I couldn't even walk, so there I stood in the mall laughing so loud and so much and praying I don't pee my pants...and NO, we hadn't been drinking!

We don't belong out in public....


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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Random Rambling...



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Monday, April 24, 2006
King Size Please...

This is the cutest thing Ive ever seen..and I want it for MY bed...

Ohh La La


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How Does Your Garden Grow?

I am wanting to plant something like tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, etc. I don't want to plant in the ground, I prefer a container. Is it too late to plant something like that this year? What is best? How do I do it? When do I do it? See..I have always bought veggies and fruits from the store, but for some reason I am wanting to do this and I have no idea how to even get started...can someone out there help me?? Pleaseeeeee!


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Sunday, April 23, 2006
What A Weekend!!

Guess what I did this weekend...Let me enlighten you...

Went to the ER twice in one day. That has to be some sort of record, right?

You might be wondering to yourself, how could it be? Oh, anything is possible with me!

Friday we decided to go to lake for a short bit, once we were there we took the golf carts off the trailer and decided to ride around a little. Well, it had been raining, but was clear for the most part. Well, Alicia and I took off on a trail and when we did I hit a hole that I TOTALLY didn't see and somehow we ended up driving off the trail and hitting a tree, and I bumped my head pretty bad. Mr. TSB insisted I go to the ER to be checked out, he said I was acting a little weird, obviously he hasn't been paying attention to me the last 4.5 years, I AM WEIRD. So, I went and was checked out and with a little bruising and a few scratches, I am fine.

So, we decided to go out to eat at our favorite Mexican restaurant with some friends and I had grilled shrimp and some rice. God it was good, as always. So we stayed there until 11 or so, and we were going to meet some other friends at the Waffle House for coffee and gossip. Well, all of a sudden I couldn't swallow. I could breathe, but not swallow. It felt like my tongue was swollen or something. So, I told Mr. we had to leave and we were headed home and then I told him to take me to the ER something isn't right.

By the time we got there, I was crying, shaking and it was real hard to breathe. I thought I was gonna die! So, they took me on back and took my blood pressure. 201/100 was the reading. I thought, OH MY GOD IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK! and I started panicking more! So, they grabbed a wheelchair and took me to a room, by this point I am flipping out. Normally, I am a very calm person when it comes to these sort of things, but this time? I had gone crazy. Then the vomiting started, oh my god the vomiting. Then all of a sudden I had 3 people working on me, checking glucose levels, blood pressure and listening to my heart. In the meantime I couldn't stop crying and the breathing was getting harder and harder.

Finally a Dr. came in and examined me, and told me I had some sort of allergic reaction, either to food or something in the air, he really didn't know but he was going to give me something for it, because my uvula (a.k.a. hanging down thing in the back of your throat) was swollen causing me to feel like I couldn't swallow. But, he also said I had worked myself into an anxiety attack and he was going to give me something to calm down. People? I thought they were gonna have to bring in a straight jacket, I had flipped out! So, finally the nurse came in, and gave me 2 shots in my ass, and within 5 minutes, I was so sleepy that I couldn't cry or panic anymore, I just wanted to sleep..the next thing I remember was waking up the next day. LOL Last time I did that, I was in college.

I am feeling much better now, and taking it easy. Hopefully, I will post again today.


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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
I'm Really A Chunky Black Man...

Have ya'll seen this? It's the My Heritage celebrity matchup.

So, I thought I would give it a try and see who I looked like, so I uploaded my picture and do you know who it says I look like? It gave a list...first up...

1. Forest Whitaker (So, I guess I look like a chunky black MAN! Hello?!?!)
2. Jessica Alba
3. Shiri Appleby
4. Tony Blair
5. David Oddsson
6. Judy Garland
7. Giancarlo Fisichella

Some I can deal with..but I would prefer to be a girl! LOL


UPDATE: Okay, so I wasn't satified with that list, so I chose a different picture, want to hear what I got then?

1. Billy Bob Thornton
2. Tom Petty
3. Jessica Lange
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Neil Kinnock
6. Mamoru Oshii
7. Marilyn Monroe
8. Johnny Knoxville
9. Elizabeth Hurley
10. Sugar Ray Robinson


I could have sent in a picture of my ASS and got better results..I'm going to go drown myself now!



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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Text Free Tuesday!!

molli
mikey


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Monday, April 17, 2006
Mother Nature? She's A Cruel Bitch..

This is what our thermometer registered outside today


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Sunday, April 16, 2006
He Loves Me...He Loves Me Not...

Mr. loves me! He really does..

but...yeah, there's always a but...

he let it be known 2 things he isn't happy about today. Wanna hear what they are? Of course you do!

1. My newly painted toe nails...in Hot Pop Blue! (really, that's the name of the color)
digital camera
2. I spent $368.75 at walmart this morning. (he's still mumbling something about its not humanly possible to spend that much money at walmart)

I am totally hoping that if I give him a basket of Easter goodies tomorrow..all will be forgotten..whatcha think?


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Saturday, April 15, 2006
Cause It's Hot..Hot..Hot..

Good Lord it's only April and we are already in the mid-90s. Bleh. I hate being hot.

The end.


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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I Wish People Would Sign Their Names...

This is a comment from this post:

Anonymous said...
Is it really your place to judge? Are you a good friend by gossiping about her and doing such? Why is she required to make a different life decisions because of your issues?

And because I am in one of those moods, here's what I have to say...
No, it's not my place to judge, but I do...everyone does, if you say you don't..you're lying. She isn't a close friend, it's just someone I know, more of an acquaintance. Gossip? Honey that's what I do best...again, everyone does, if you say you don't, you're lying. I haven't talked to her about any of "my issues" or "her issues" and what ever decision she makes is up to her, and she will have to live with it, not me. Stay tuned for more gossip and judging..and thanks for checking out my blog! Have a wonderful day!


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Going To Bed With A Smile On My Face...

I had a wonderful day today! I decided with all this stress and worry I just needed to get out and do something. So, a few friends of ours decided we would go to the lake and I called Mr. and after his meeting he came home. We loaded up the cooler and our golf carts (yep we have golf carts..its an Aiken thing I think) and off to the lake we headed. It takes about a hour to get there but once we are there its awesome! We all got on Brandons boat and went out on the lake. The fish, the geese, the water...all so beautiful. After we got out of the water we all took our golf carts out and went down the trails and saw many many deer, a few skunks, wild turkeys, and the list goes on and on. It's really nice to get away, no cellphone signal so doctors cant call, family cant call, friends cant call...it was just nice. We are thinking about going back up there on Sunday and spending Easter up there instead of staying around the house like we normally do.

Wow, it's nice to just have a perfect day and forget about all the worries....


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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Text Free Tuesday!!

jjkiss


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Monday, April 10, 2006
Well, One More Downer..

Shocking, huh? Well, for the last week or so my life has been a mess. A MESS! I hate the "not knowing", the "unpredictable" and the "sit back and let's wait and see" Bleh.

So, instead of sitting around the house and letting question after question run through my head, I decided to go out Friday night. As soon as I got there a friend of mine came to me and said, "You're not gonna believe this! I've got to tell you something." So, she sat down beside me to tell me..

Her: You know, (name deleted) is pregnant?
Me: Um, she's like 50, right?
Her: Yeah and she said its one of 2 men thats the babys dad.
Me: Who's the 2?
Her: (Name deleted) and umm..
Me: Whoa..isnt his wife pregnant right now too?
Her: Yeah, but shes going to have an abortion anyway so she doesn't have to tell anyone.

Okay, if you have even known me for a 1/8th of a second you would know, I want a child. Everyone around me knows. And now, a friend of mine, 50 years old, is going to abort a baby because she isn't resposible enough to protect herself from a MARRIED man. It ruined the rest of my night. I shouldn't let things like this bother me, but how can I avoid it?


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Sunday, April 09, 2006
Pass The Happy Pills Please...

For almost 2 weeks now I have been dealing with alot of stress. Stress from family, stress from friends and stress from Mr. We are in the process of changing some things around in our lives and some people doesn't know when to keep their $.02 to theirselves. And then others? When asked, refuses to give their $.02 worth. Go figure.

I haven't been able to sleep, eat or even think straight. I am more stressed than I have ever been. I am a total bitch, to everyone. That's how I deal with stress, I turn my bitch mode on. Sadly, Mr. is the only one that is around so he's catching the brunt of it, bless his heart. He's dealing with it okay and sometimes how he doesn't just fall into a fetal position and cry his eyes out over my bitchiness, is beyond me. Man, he loves me unconditionally.

Although, he's no saint. I have an appointment somewhere Monday and he needs to go with me, so I told him to leave early tomorrow from work so he can meet me. He asked me what time and I said 11:30 and then all day he's been saying 12. My head is going to explode off my shoulders. See? I'm crazy.

I truly believe I need some sort of medicine that will calm my nerves, but my dr. says theirs nothing out there for me, right now. So, like later there will be? I need it NOW not LATER. I told her that I could flip at any time and pinch someones head off. She just laughs...

Usually, I am a polite person. I let alot roll off my back, although some may not believe it, I just play a tough girl online. But, at walmart the other night at 2am...I told I guy I would rip his balls off and give them back to him as earrings...see? (BTW, I don't even know what he did or said)

I have screamed at Mr. and my mom all weekend for everything. If I'm not screaming, I'm crying. I don't deal well with stress...AT. ALL.

So, hopefully it will all be over with soon enough, and life will be back to normal. Or at least that's what I hear Mr. whispering softly in his prayers at night.


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Saturday, April 08, 2006
I'm Crying Inside And Nobody Knows It But Me...

Enough said. I'll be back in a few days.


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Thursday, April 06, 2006
Am I Doomed For Hell?

11e3
I can't go to Hell for actually giggling out loud at this, right?


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Random Thoughts...

Guess where I am. Can't guess? I'll tell ya. I am sitting outside typing this! Yep I am finally wireless! Yay! I'm not computer literate so after 3 phone calls to Lynksys and my internet service company I have it installed! Am I loving this? Oh yeah.

I went to the Dr. yesterday and my blood pressure was better, but not the best...but the Dr. is hoping it will get better. I have lost 8 pounds in a little over a week. I have been nauseated and she is a little worried about me losing that much, that fast. So, I will see her again next Friday.

Did ya'll watch American Idol last night? Can you believe who was voted off? I'm NOT happy. I was really hoping Bucky would be gone, or Paris (she reminds me of a smurf, dont ask), or Ace. I also don't like Catherine McPhee. But, Chris? Wow..he's hot. hot. hot.

I am wanting to redecorate one of my guest bedrooms. Right now its in pink and white with oil paintings of ballerinas hung on the wall. I love the room but it's time to change it. I have no idea what I want to change it to, though. I'll let you know what I decide.

I want to try something different on here, because I feel I am boring ya'll. I tried Foto Friday, but it seemed to be a bust...So, if ya'll have any ideas..email me at wolfy_jennATyahooDOTcom. I am also thinking of changing my blog name. I don't know exactly what I want to change it to, but I have some ideas.

Received a speeding ticket yesterday. Bleh.

The Masters is going on here and the traffic if UN. BEE. LEAVE. ABLE. Next person that sits through a green light because they are on a cellphone or cut me off...I'm knockin them over the head with a golf club.


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Sunday, April 02, 2006
Big Love...Big Addiction...

Have ya'll seen the new show Big Love? Well, I have..and I am hooked! Hooked I tell ya! I don't really have time to post anything else right now..but if you don't have HBO, get it! Well, whatcha sitting there for? Go! Go! Go!

Here's a link to the show...
Big Love


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Saturday, April 01, 2006
We're So Boring...

...even our arguments are boring. Want to know our most recent arguement? Sure you do, why else would you be here, right? Nothing else is happening.

Setting: Mr and I sitting on the couch watching the shows my TiVo graciously recorded. Nashville Stars comes on and is showing the judges, one is a wrestler (have NO idea who he is)

Me: I have no idea who he is..but his arms? Rock! Get it? Rock? as in Rock hard?

Mr: hhmmpphh..

Me: Well, they are. Anyway, you know who I used to think was hot when I actually admitted to watching wrestling?

Mr: Andre the Giant?

Me: Who?

Mr: Nobody...who did you think was hot?

Me: The blonde guy off the Rock N Roll Express. Member them?

Mr: Yeah, Shawn Michaels was the blonde guy.

Me: You're nuts! His name was Ricky. I know this!

Mr: No, I remember him being in the R n R express...why do you always say I'm wrong.

Me: Mostly because I am always right!

Mr: This time you are TOTALLY wrong, princess.

Me: (while still thinking he is TOTALLY wrong) Well, alright, who did you think was hot? Ric Flair?

Mr: Funny. No. Chyna, she kinda reminded me of Xena...that bad bitchy attitude is hot.

Me: Is that what attracted you to me?

Mr: Nah, you're not bad.

Me: pondering that comment...We'll I'm going to the office.

Mr: What for? You're not mad are ya?

Me: Nope, just going to email Xena and Mary Poppins and hook you 3 up.

Mr: hhmmppphh..


Now, I am the type that if I know I am right, I will bust hell wide open to prove that I am. And I will show you the same proof I showed him...and prove that I am the ALL-KNOWING-PRINCESS.

Meet the
Rock And Roll Express...Oh and it also proves I had no taste in guys when I was 10!


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I'm a SAHM to 3 girls. We became foster parents in May 2006 in hopes of adoption. We love our girls and could never picture ourselves without them. Although life is much busier, we couldn't be any happier. Here's our story...